it's so stimulating being your hat

today, dear tumblr, i have been overcome EVERYWHERE with a big fat spotchy ugly rash. lovely. 

(Source: karlimeaghan, via unwinona)

did he fucking gnaw on me or something wtf

redder irl i was like NO MUM ITS A RASH, IDK WHERE IT CAME FROM

this picture only works if i sheild myself from the sun because it washed out my eyeliner so VOGUE. 

3,333rd post. yaaaaaay

(Source: appetite-for-80s-music, via fuckingjoey)

0-broken-window:

This is honestly the best scene from any John Hughes film ever.

tsar-bucks:

When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.

(via lordvoldie)

when rose and the doctor visit scotland and shes all naked for the times i bet the whole guard have really awkward boners

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great…You have no power over me.

(Source: sunyeo, via the-party-principle)

thisfeliciaday:

thefrogman:

Ollie the Kitten [tumblr | flickr]

DYING

gwumpy gwumpy

(via ollieangeles)

now with added lippy and silly face

hi my name is eimile and today i have way too much makeup on